Akpos jokes no dey tire us. So, here is another Akpos joke. Here he’s a University student who shocked his lecturer with the kind of English he didn’t expect.
Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn’t submit an assignment.
I’m sorry I could not do the homework on time because I was tired after watching television.
The Lecturer warns him to write a formal letter with formal English or reflective of a varsity student lest
he be punished.
This is what Akpos wrote…
Dear knowledge conduit,
My sovereign persona is thoroughly apologetic for my sordid academic behavioural inactivity or academic hibernation as regards the assignment.
Unfortunately, our smart Samsung HDTV was visually competitive in relation to the assignment, prompting me to fall prey to its seduction to the detriment of the assignment.
Ultimately, my exhaustion directed my nocturnally loyal body to my bed thereby rendering me half dead
albeit still breathing in the process.
What do you think of him?
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